szury (04-29-2010)
This is one of my favs:
A man calls his wife at work and tells her "honey... I have some bad news. We just won the 3 million dollar state lottery." and the wife replies "Bad news? How is that bad news! We can finally live out our dreams!" to which the man responds "The payout is 3 dollars a year for a million years.
lol.
szury (04-29-2010)
Another good one! Yeah this could be a terrible new for any wife LOL, but you can be sure the your grand-grand-grand son will get something from you![]()
szury (04-29-2010)
Hey, getting $3 per year is only bad news if it's your entire income. I'll take 3 free bucks, why not? Maybe the winner could have it arranged to pay descendants after passing away. (That would be a disappointing inheritance.)
szury (04-29-2010)
hehehehe this is beautiful
A Doctor answers …his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”
jontysen you are such a funny guys..............
great joke ha ha ha..................
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